Here is the letter I received from the Sleep Institute of St. Louis. it reads "On behalf of our clients at Sleep Institute, we extend our deepest appreciation to you for putting together the most BORING blog. Your boring rants and raves, meaningless stories, specifically about your obsession with balloons getting stuck on the power lines, swaying in the wind, your writing about hockey and football, have done miracles to our clients who have suffered for so many years of treatment, yet unable to have a full night of sleep until they started reading your blog.
Our clients have almost given up that a cure would ever be found for their sleeping disorder. As a miracle, a client with the most serious insomnia started reading your blog, he fell asleep within 5 minutes. It happened to the next client, then the next 10 clients, the next 100 clients. Since then we have been prescribing your blog as the only treatment at our clinic.
TOTA, your writing is very simple and never filled with fancy words to impress (no need to check the dictionary) or pretending that you were some kind of experts. You did not "write-down" to the readers and definitely did not inflate your own "balloons" as if you were the greatest gift to the readers and the blog-world.
TOTA, we present you "The Most Boring Blog of the Year". You are now eligible for the next award, The Most Boring Blog of the Century which we are sure you will win this award too. We at Sleep Institute are grateful for your blog and are confident that you would receive all the boring blog awards as well."
Thank you, adoring fans and faithful followers, also to those who never read my blogs, for doing your part in helping me getting this award. You like me, you really really like me.